They packed up their suitcases

and walked away in high heels

wholmesianmisfit:

FAIR WARNING: if RPATTZ is going to be doing a lot of promos for breaking shitty dawn, then I am going to be posting a fuckton of this stuff, because IT IS COMEDY GOLD.

I love his shitty flip phone. Not only can he not afford a comb, he’s rolling with a phone straight out of 2001.

bless him

His face is so intense.

imagine you accidentally text to the wrong number and Robert Pattinson replies

#it’s hard to explain to people that you hate twilight but love robert pattinson

I know, right?

(Source: bobby-dupeas)